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Kitchen
Bon Appetit
Real men wear aprons
Never trust a skinny cook
So this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust.
Grandma’s kitchen—tasters welcome
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kitchen closed
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
Today’s menu choices: Take it or leave it.
This kitchen is closed due to illness. I’m sick of cooking!
Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.
Good Food—Good Friends—Good Times
This is our gathering place
Lori’s Kitchen (your name)
Café
Bless all who gather here
Kiss the cook!
You cook it, you clean it
Leave your tip on the table
If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.
Hot lunch sounds better than it tastes
Don’t giggle until after you swallow your milk
Don’t nod on the phone
Be nice to the lunch lady
Help yourself!
If it smells bad, it will taste that way too.
Drink Milk
Got Milk?
If it tastes good, it probably isn’t good for you.
Milk tastes a lot better through a straw
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
It’s easier to be cheerful on a full stomach
My next kitchen will only have vending machines.
Everything tastes better at Mom’s table
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Come Gather at our Table
Cooking is Love made visible.
DELICIOUS!
Life is short, eat dessert first!
Enjoy life . . . it’s delicious!
Happiness is homemade
Love and cook with wild abandon. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes | 
